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ruiningurtumblogs:

twilektimelord:

fororchestra:

adrianshhh:

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Sometimes I think of how one tiny mutated cell can wipe out our whole civilization, but then I watch a video like this and think “nah, we’re way too awesome of a species to be defeated.”

I feel like my life is complete after watching this.

HOLY SHITTING CHRIST.HOW DOES HE MANAGE TO KEEP SUCH A GOOD TONE QUALITY. WHAT THE SHIT. I CAN’T. JUST.

Seriously, as somebody who is relatively good at the flute let me tell you that that is really fucking difficult. REALLY FUCKING DIFFICULT. That’s like the flautist’s equivalent of trying to talk normally whilst breathing in: it just isn’t doable. This guy is using some freaky fucking sorcery. As if that weren’t bad enough: HIS FINGERS ON THAT LAST BLOODY SCALE HOLY SHIT. HOW CAN YOU MOVE THAT FAST. I CAN’T EVEN DO F BLOODY MAJOR THAT FAST AND IT’S THE EASIEST BLOODY SCALE WE HAVE HOLY CHRIST.

roachpatrol:

willowwish:

So I never posted my finished Garnet cosplay. Sowwy~ I get so excited during cons, I never really take formal pictures.

PERFECT PERFECT PERFECT

kickingcones:

Give a dog a coupon, and it uses it one time. Teach a dog to cut coupons and….

ps. Meet Milly, the newest member of the wolf pack :)

flying-withdragons:

look its my favorite picture on the internet

flying-withdragons:

look its my favorite picture on the internet

mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased
"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased

"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

justanewworldfool:

itsadonigma:

pokemon-fans:

How do we know that the current Pikachu is the same one Ash started with?

*sweating profusely*

justanewworldfool:

itsadonigma:

pokemon-fans:

How do we know that the current Pikachu is the same one Ash started with?

*sweating profusely*

thewillowisp:

all-thats-interesting:

Presidential Portraits, But With (More) Boobs

I have never had more fun coming up with name-based puns! Titty Boobsevelt. Grover Cleavage. Luckily, there are plenty more Presidential boobie portraits where that came from. This is also a wonderful display of the beauty and diversity of boobies as well as the ugly mugs of 42 white dudes. (Remember, Cleavage served twice.)

Source: Presidents With Boob Faces

ART.