absolutely nothing

jipersnoeofficial:

officialcheesepolice:

jipersnoeofficial:

to all the people with shitty mums i want to make it known that i am your mum now

you are a 20 year old male

  • I
  • AM
  • YOUR
  • MOTHER
  • NOW

gutsygumshoe:

when you see a cute girl

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aos-skimmons:

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

woman mothers.

aos-skimmons:

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

woman mothers.

itmakesnosense:

“Not all those who wander are lost.” 

― J.R.R. Tolkien

catsfurever:

justsaynope:

catsfurever:

“get in the kitchen” jokes

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barbie should get back in the kitchen and cook up some sicker burns

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thecutestofthecute:

kardashlan:

haha if u ever think ur a screw up remember that sometimes sloths grab their own limbs thinking theyre branches and fall out of trees

Awwww nooooo

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Playing any fighting game online for the first time

xenodile:

WHAT I LEARNED IN TRAINING MODE IS

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radgoku:

i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross