absolutely nothing

luhaniac:

yoU THINK YOU’RE REAL CUTE, DON’T YOU????

REAL FUCKING CUTE, RIGHT????

i think so too

shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

tawnks:

blastortoise:

blastortoise:

My dick is pi inches long

This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf

no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it

shannnfayyy:

I HAVE A COOL TAIL WOAH

mostlycatsmostly:

Diana Marcela -16 years old (via - Unitedcats)

mostlycatsmostly:

Diana Marcela -16 years old (via - Unitedcats)

nsfwjynx:

nottheoneicheckatwork:

kalynnemarie:

BREAKING NEWS: if you ever judge anyone based on the number of sexual partners they’ve had, you’re a complete imbecile.

I beg to differ.

If someone has had more than one hundred thousand sexual partners I will absolutely judge them because that is impressive as hell.

I was expecting that to go somewhere else than it did and I’m pleased with the ending

bigfatbeckoningcat:

renaevsart:

Seriously tho

THAT IS SO CUTE. OH NO.

bigfatbeckoningcat:

renaevsart:

Seriously tho

THAT IS SO CUTE. OH NO.

pyralspi:

poidkea:

that’s just a fact

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fatale-distraction:

dude swans are SOOOOOOO mean and territorial and protective. This guy actually literally could have been killed by this monster of waterfowl, and he still saved its baby.